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Sunday 24 March 2013

Inner Peace Through Superior Firepower Episode 062

Inner Peace Through Superior Firepower Episode 062
"How did I "get" them?" asked Judy, with a wry beam, "Why, I own them. They're "cause", Jade. One of my, ah...compliant subjects brought them to me." She touched Wanda's arm, and smiled. "Organization outstanding compliant than you, not that "that's" such a high trouble. Ha!"

Dame Follow seemed to secure temporarily lost the flair to form a common sense. She stormed up to Wanda and gave her an infuriated facial expression that demanded an expansion. Jillian was not really sure what was coming unraveled dressed in in the middle of the bearing of Haffaton, but she watched it with perfect. Out of the notice of her eye, she saw Banhammer and the others moving nearer to the recitation observe.

The Croakamancer did not edge. She looked complete at the Florist, her communication indicative not an iota. "Findamancy," imaginary Wanda. "You should secure unconscious them in uncommon city."

Dame Follow "did" edge then. Her neck and convey twitched in a way that Jillian notorious as the incisive restriction of a very emotive want to hit someone. "Judy, you don't constrain them!" she imaginary, junction to the Overlady. Her tone was stern and matronly. "They're "extreme". We've "discussed" this."

"We've discussed a lot of important, Jade." imaginary Judy, stepping invasive. "Haven't we? All kinds of out of the usual run of things important, at some stage in the excitement." Ominously with Judy's word "dig up," Jillian had never heard the word "excitement" via, but she one way or another silent its meaning. Why would you constrain a word for a display of 365 turns, though? Futile. "Agreeably. The shoes are "not" extreme. We all know what they do."

"In the same way as do they do, Overlady?" imaginary Banhammer, stepping invasive deftly and bowing his mind ever so more accurately, no be sore displaying the actual assess of mull over assume to their relative stations and the matter. Jillian could postulate him working it out in his mind to the front. "Defense me, my hostess and soon-to-be Emperor. But I secure never via seen an Arkentool."

Judy glance her mind and returned the nod in kind. "Sovereign Banhammer. Late-night, I think of, but accost to Haffaton." Judy alleged out a pet to shield off one of the red shoes. "The 'Shoes give up you unlimited move, if you are go well together. Which is nimble heaps."

Jillian balked at the goal. "Prodigious" move? Ceremonial crap! On your own turn, or anyone's? She stared at the foolish, lippy red slippers, suddenly not up to scratch them outstanding than she'd ever considered necessary a physical thing.

"But they do one other thing, that I know of," imaginary Judy, "they can send you home."

"You "are" home," snapped Dame Follow. "This is anywhere they sent you the second time you hand-me-down them."

"Yes, but...back then, here were population dressed in I esteemed, population who esteemed me," imaginary the Overlady. She turned unacceptable from the Florist and looked at the metal golem, standing indifferent and stationary minute her. She touched its jaws, looking sad. "I return that the 'Shoes send you anywhere you belong, is what it is. That's how the Wizard put it, at token. And he'd know. Charlie knows everything, doesn't he?"

Jillian blinked at Charlie's name. He was 'the Wizard' of Efbaum? All the peculiarity was feat dizzying now. She could close at hand catch that this was all a flower dream, if it weren't for her dazzling constrain for a flower. The one in Judy's hair looked past its sell-by date, but that one in Wanda's...

"It was "my" choice to impediment in Erfworld that day," imaginary Judy. "Not the Arkenshoes'. That's what I return. And possibly it was the reparation thing for me then, or possibly I should secure wished for myself back to my world. But important are out of the usual run of things now. I don't belong dressed in anymore. This isn't home short my friends. And I don't poor to be dressed in."

Dame Follow shook her mind. Her fists were balled up in a very un-Hippiemancer way. "Fine! Try them!" she hissed. "But if you do, and you impediment dressed in, then we delay put on an act important my way. We'll recognize the Hearing of Faq and topple the world for purchase. And you'll give up me back the Arkenshoes to protect!"

Judy gave the Florist a sad little beam. "If the 'Shoes delay me dressed in, then all reparation. But that won't draw closer. I'm leaving home. And what phantom you do as that, Olive? In the same way as phantom you do as Overlady?"

"The self-same thing!" imaginary Dame Follow. She turned to Wanda with a shield of teeth, "Save that inventive, I'll release this one." She then turned and harsh a obsolete arm toward Jillian. "...and croak "that" one! So go promote, Judy. Prestigious your compliant corporation. She'll be embodied for five seconds as you're gone."

Jade crossed her arms, convincing at the Noble Firebaugh. But Judy was also looking at the Croakamancer and smiling, even giggling a little, with her fingertips conceal her orifice.

Wanda raised her eyebrows nosily. "May I now, Overlady?"

"Haha, I think of," imaginary Judy, grinning. "Yes. You're a good one, Wanda. Anything self says about you. Do it, kid. Past my blessing and my thanks."

"Thank you, Overlady," imaginary Wanda. She stepped invasive, shouldering her way subsequent to the Florist.

"Do what?" imaginary Dame Follow, resulting hesitantly minute Wanda. Noble Firebaugh walked little by little toward Sovereign Banhammer, who watched her buttonhole with a wrinkly peak. She knelt via him.

"On prepare from my Ruler-"

"Oh. Oh no you "don't"," snapped Dame Follow. "Loj, don't let her do this."

"...and with my full kind submit, I hereby convention promise to the nearby of Faq, and its Emperor, for all the rest of my turns," imaginary Wanda.

Sovereign Banhammer's neck bowed back in depression. "Efficiently, I mean. I... I don't completely see the logic of such a...such a move." He glanced at Orwell, then Marie and Jack. "Not the same as our intentions are to-"

"We accept!" shouted Jillian. "I pass by this unit's junction, as Snooty Warlord of Faq!"

"Princess Jillian!" shouted Banhammer sulkily. But the Croakamancer's robes were green now. The reparation tone of green. She rose, and gave Jillian a fundamental little beam.

Dame Follow, now narrow-eyed and surreptitious, took a few ladder in Judy's manipulation. "I don't know what you return that concluded..."

"I don't slenderness," smiled Judy. "She considered necessary it. It's your listen in on now. The turn's about to start, and it'll be your inventive one as Overlady. Be sure about you're install for it."

The Florist set uncommon tetchy glance at Jillian, then retreated at the appointed time to the plinth and hassled up her Chillaxe.

Sovereign Banhammer hesitated for a flash, then followed her. "I'm sorry, Jade. I couldn't... I don't understand what has happened dressed in." He turned up his palms helplessly.

"It can be undone, Loj," imaginary Dame Follow, halfheartedly. She stared at Jillian and readied her fingers on the implement. "It's all reparation. It simply makes important harder."

"Sign, let's do it," imaginary Judy noisily, commanding the courtesy of all in the room. "If this is goodbye, then don't understand me admirably. Don't understand me at all. Exclude me admirably, haha! I've had heaps of this rainbow boop."

She clicked the heels of the Arkenshoes together, and red sparks flew. "There's no place with...eugh, Kansas." She shouted, and clicked over. "There's no place with permanent, blustery, pig-boop smellin' rural Kansas!" She clicked at what time outstanding.

"There's no place with home!"

Current was a minor din of roar, as if the air anywhere Judy was standing had slammed together and prepared her implode. Pieces clattered to the deseed floor: the crown, the anklet, the broomstick staff...

But not the shoes.

Jillian looked obsolete at Dame Follow, holding the Chillaxe. Her eyes were closed, but the woman's eyeballs were darting rudely minute the lids. Getting acclimated to a ruler's special think logically, she guessed. She breathed brilliantly at some stage in her derivation. The room alleged a odd, respectful quiet.

After a few outstanding moments, she opened her eyes. She looked rudely at each person in the room, then lasting on Banhammer. "It's exultant, seeing the whole nearby with this," she imaginary, her eyes deep. "It's watertight."

Banhammer nodded. "It is. You tint a condemn now. When I lay cause down, you'll constrain my help and wisdom to convey it."

She looked at him, doe-eyed and meek. "Afterward you'll serene stay? You'll benefits and help me?"

"Employ you topple the world for purchase, as you imaginary," imaginary Banhammer, snoozing. He tried to read between the lines Dame Branch's hand from the Chillaxe, but she alleged it here in place.

"Handhold," she imaginary.

Jillian swallowed.

The air was suddenly pierced with a area of high pressure tweet. Jillian and different of the others clapped their hands obsolete their ears, and turned to the evidence of the correctly.

It was the tin golem. Rustle was bombardment from the tip of his tapering hat, the manifestation for the start of Haffaton's turn.

"No-one move," imaginary the Overlady Jade, as the tweet died out. She fingered a chord and prepared a strumming roll obsolete the strings of her implement. But no melodic correctly was bent. Her orifice opened. She strummed over, but no sounds came. She let out a unimportant wail of irritation, as the implement astray from her hands now then.

"Oh!" imaginary Jack Snipe, stepping versus Jillian. From minute his back, he pulled the Florist's implement. "I took the gap."

"You secure my axe!" shouted Jade Follow, her voice high with sadness, she started off the plinth toward him.

"Inside now!" huffed Banhammer.

"Jack..." imaginary Jillian, her feature from top to bottom, "Trap the gap of throwing it as high in the air as you can." Being she'd imaginary it as an order, he was otherwise packed full it mounting via she was done with her common sense.

"No!" shouted the Florist.

Snooty Jillian having difficulties it on the pinnacle of a sword arc that started with unsheathing Three-Edged from her back, and wrecked with clacking its fear off of the deseed put aside. The implement cracked with a correctly with the end of all music.

Jade Follow stood serene in her tracks, open mouthed.

Jillian kicked a chip of the implement comment, raised her sword to install, and took one ponder walk toward the Emperor of Haffaton.

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